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	<title>Gregory Tarnoff &#187; Prose</title>
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		<title>Secret Project Taking Shape</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This evening I finally got the code working on my new secret project. You can take a gander over at http://www.verbosehaiku.com/new-haiku/. This is a little haiku generator that will eventually become a service. Right now there is a small API in &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2011/09/secret-project-taking-shape/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This evening I finally got the code working on my new secret project. You can take a gander over at <a href="http://www.verbosehaiku.com/new-haiku/">http://www.verbosehaiku.com/new-haiku/</a>. This is a little haiku generator that will eventually become a service. Right now there is a small API in that if you add ?x= and a number, your haiku will go from 5/7/5 to be multiplied by the number you send (example: sending 2 gets you 10/14/10).</p>
<p>Also, help me out a bit on this if you would be so kind. Link back to me, retweet this, and most importantly help the word database by taking a moment and telling me how many syllables a few words have at <a href="http://tarnoff.info/syllables">http://tarnoff.info/syllables</a>. Thanks!</p>
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		<title>Crowdsourcing a Secret Project</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 17:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am working on something pointless, useless, and fun. But in order for the project to be really successful, I need to define how many syllables are in words. My word list has over 200,000 items in it and so &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2011/08/crowdsourcing-a-secret-project/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am working on something pointless, useless, and fun. But in order for the project to be really successful, I need to define how many syllables are in words. My word list has over 200,000 items in it and so far only 80 with defined syllables. Please help out and visit this page to define 10 (or more if you like it). <a href="http://tarnoff.info/syllables/">http://tarnoff.info/syllables/</a></p>
<p>And before you start, Thank You for your help!</p>
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		<title>New year, new post, new things to get done. GSDASTFA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 03:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to 2010. So according to the movies I grew up watching, we are supposed to have interplanetary travel, contact with alien life, flying cars, and personal robots. Well it hasn&#8217;t come around at this point, but some goods things &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2010/01/new-year-new-post-new-things-to-get-done-gsdastfa/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to 2010.</p>
<div>So according to the movies I grew up watching, we are supposed to have interplanetary travel, contact with alien life, flying cars, and personal robots. Well it hasn&#8217;t come around at this point, but some goods things have, for me at least.</div>
<div>I just completed my first year trying to live a vegan life. It hasn&#8217;t been one hundred percent successful, I did have a few days where I consumed dairy products, but overall things are going well. I lost nearly 35 pounds just by eating vegan. I find myself more compassionate towards others, calmer, and thoughtful. I also completed my third year without a cigarette. This is awesome.</div>
<div>With 2010 here, I thought it might be a good idea to jot down some things I&#8217;d like to accomplish. These aren&#8217;t resolutions, but focal points of my time. So without further ado&#8230;.</div>
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<li>Write more. The plan right now is to write one article every two weeks. Starting with this one. Some will be on tech/web issues. Others will be philosophical musings, Buddhist or vegan oriented. (Although I will post any recipes I come up with on my other site http://www.veganseat.info)</li>
<li>Up my creative game. This one is a little tougher, but also a little broader. I want to produce one piece of creative content (not tied to a job) per week. This could be HTML/CSS, Javascript, a WordPress theme, a full site, or a poster/wallpaper. The point is to push my personal envelope creatively and develop my skills.</li>
<li>365 self portrait. This is pretty straight forward: take a self portrait every day. See my progress on flickr &#8211; http://www.flickr.com/photos/urothane/sets/72157622992286695/</li>
<li>Bike more. Do yoga more. I am trying to do one or both each day, along with meditating. I want to get fit, have more energy and maybe try to bike a century ride this year.</li>
<li>Get more tattoos. If you happen to have a tattoo studio and need some web work, lets talk trade.</li>
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		<title>Whhiiiiirrrrr, Click, Click, Whhiiiiirrrrr&#8230;Heartbreak</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Death of an iPod Just over eighteen months ago I purchased my second iPod, this one with video. It was to replace my ailing iPod Mini that only held a 5 hour charge, had a faulty click wheel and &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2008/09/whhiiiiirrrrr-click-click-whhiiiiirrrrrheartbreak/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>The Death of an iPod</h3>
<p>Just over eighteen months ago I purchased my second iPod, this one with video. It was to replace my ailing iPod Mini that only held a 5 hour charge, had a faulty click wheel and had trouble syncing. The Mini lasted 30 months before reaching this state. Shortly after buying my iPod with video, I started noticing skipping in the middle of my songs. Sometimes it would skip places in the song, but more often it would jump to another song. The tracks played fine in iTunes so I returned to the Apple Store and the Geniuses there look at it. Apple promptly replaced it and claimed it was a hard drive about to fail that was causing the issues. I continued to have periodic issues with the new iPod but mostly on tracks that had skipped previous to the replacement.<span id="more-171"></span></p>
<blockquote class="pullquote"><p>Upon connecting it, iTunes informed me the iPod was corrupt and needed to be restored.</p></blockquote>
<p>Fast forward seven months. I bought an iPhone and noticed that the skipping was happening again on new tracks with my iPhone. I had Apple look at both my iPod and my iPhone and they found nothing wrong. Three months ago, after getting more tracks with issues, I took my computer, iPod and external hard drive that I keep my music on into the Apple Store. There were a couple of settings with my library that the tech found, namely I had moved the iTunes Library XML file to the external drive and it needs to remain on the main drive. This resolved most of my issues, but then we discovered that the skipping tracks were corrupt. We never looked at the iPod.</p>
<p>Then the hard drive with the music was corrupted and needed to be restored. I was able to hack my iPod and pulled my music off so it wasn&#8217;t totally lost.</p>
<p>Fast forward to this week. I don&#8217;t sync my iPod video often, but wanted to update it Wednesday night as I had finally completed updating all the ID3 tags for my music. Upon connecting it, iTunes informed me the iPod was corrupt and needed to be restored. So I complied with the iTunes request and clicked restore. Three hours later, iTunes informed me that the iPod restore had failed and I needed to reconnect it. So, once again I obeyed the mighty iTunes and reconnected and initiated a restore. Then I headed to bed.</p>
<blockquote class="pullquote"><p>Once enough sectors go bad, the drive just crashes.</p></blockquote>
<p>Upon rising in the morning, I immediately proceeded to my computer to check my email and see the status of my iPod. The restore had failed again. I removed the iPod from the dock and immediately felt the hard drive spinning. Before I was able to get the iPod more than an arms length away, I heard that dreadful noise&#8230;.Whhiiiiirrrrr, click, click, whhiiiiirrrrr. As someone who has spent years building and repairing computers, I knew that sound like I know my own voice. The hard drive would spin up to boot, the arms move into place unsuccessfully usually hitting a platter, and the drive spins down. The hard drive was dead and I was lucky if none of the platters had cracked. A trip to the Apple store confirmed my fears.  I never bought Applecare. I have never used any extended warranties I have ever bought, but I wanted one now. It would be $145 after tax and shipping to get my iPod repaired. A new nano is $149.</p>
<p>Before resorting to buying a new iPod, I thought I would try cracking the case open and seeing what Icould do with it. I had heard rumors that the drives used were the same connectors as Compact flash cards. I had a few of those at home for my DSLR, so if I could get it open, then maybe&#8230;. But for those wondering, the drives used now have a special ribbon cable for a connector and it is not compatible with Compact flash.</p>
<p>After reviewing a number of threads on the Apple discussion boards, I found a pattern of people with issues like mine. First tracks start to skip. This is caused by bad sectors, the iPod can&#8217;t read the next part of the song. Slowly this number of skips begins to increase. Because I had to pull my music from my iPod back to my computer, I had a large number of corrupted tracks (I am still finding some). Once enough sectors go bad, the drive just crashes. So this afternoon, I am off to the Apple Store once again. This time to get a new Nano and to get Applecare for my iPhone. The warranty expires Sunday, and I can&#8217;t risk losing my lifeline like my iPod.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Wash Your Bluetooth Headset With Your Laundry</title>
		<link>http://tarnoff.info/2008/07/dont-wash-your-bluetooth-headset-with-your-laundry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday my phone needed a charge. When this happens I plug my iPhone into the computer and put on my headset so I can walk around my house and still talk. The headset was bugging me that day so I &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2008/07/dont-wash-your-bluetooth-headset-with-your-laundry/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sunday my phone needed a charge. When this happens I plug my iPhone into the computer and put on my headset so I can walk around my house and still talk. The headset was bugging me that day so I put it in my shirt pocket. I proceeded to eat lunch and naturally spilled on my shirt. Since Sunday is a laundry day in my house, I dropped the shirt into the washing machine with the next load.<br />
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Fifty-nine minutes into the 60 minute cycle I realized that I forgot to take the headset out of my pocket. Panicking I race to the washing machine only to have to wait until the cycle finishes to unlock the machine. To no surprise upon finding the tiny device inside the pile of laundry, it is dripping wet. I set it to dry in a well ventilated part of my house for several hours.</p>
<p>After about three hours I tried plugging it into the charge. No fire erupted (I wasn&#8217;t sure if it would or not) and the little LED indicating it was charging came on, then went out. I left it on overnight. The next morning I took the headset of the charger and tried to turn it on&#8230;. Success! It turned on and connected to my phone with no problems. Ten minutes later it let me know they battery was dead and promptly turned off.</p>
<p>Last night I put it on the charger again, this time the LED stayed on until an hour later which is the standard time it takes to charge. Trying the headset this morning it not only turned on, but stayed on, and made calls that sounded fine. Either I got extremely lucky or LG build quality devices. Whichever it is I don&#8217;t recommend washing your Bluetooth headset with your laundry.</p>
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		<title>Quotes and the Four Noble Truths (well at least three anyways)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten. The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits. When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten. The &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2008/04/quotes-and-the-four-noble-truths-well-at-least-three-anyways/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten. The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits. When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten. The purpose of words is to convey ideas. When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten. Where can I find a  man who has forgotten words? He is the one I would like to talk to. -Chuang Tzu</p></blockquote>
<p>Last night I spent nearly an hour meditating with the group up at the <a href="http://www.shambhalacenter.org/" title="Milwaukee Shambala Center">Milwaukee Shambala Center</a>. Every Tuesday they offer meditation lessons or a group sit followed by tea and a lesson and discussion on Buddhism. This week they covered the third of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_noble_truths" title="Wikipedia: Four Noble Truths">Four Noble Truths</a>: Cessation of Suffering. The key to focus on as presented last night is the suffering we generate within ourselves once our basic needs are met.</p>
<p>The first truth is the recognition that suffering exist or the nature of suffering. Like all problems you can not solve them without acknowledging it. The second is the origin of suffering. Our desire to be right or to crave things leads to suffering. Cessation of suffering comes when we begin to let go of the desire to be right or crave. By releasing the thought, we can prevent the speech. Preventing the speech can prevent the action. Without the action there will be no suffering. In many cases there are more than one way to accomplish a task or goal. Instead of sticking to your guns and ideas on how it should be done, be open to all possibilities. You will feel less frustrated reducing your internal suffering. By being open and accepting of others ideas you will also cause less suffering for them.</p>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Matthew and Oriole!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today marks the beginning of a big week (well 8 days this year due to the leap year) for my family that just got bigger. Today is my brother&#8217;s birthday, next Tuesday is my father&#8217;s and mine is on the &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2008/02/happy-birthday-matthew-and-oriole/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today marks the beginning of a big week (well 8 days this year due to the leap year) for my family that just got bigger. Today is my brother&#8217;s birthday, next Tuesday is my father&#8217;s and mine is on the following Wednesday.</p>
<p>To make it even better, my brother had his third child (second son), Oriole Matthew, this morning at 1:02 AM. Yes, they share the same birthday.</p>
<p>When I was born my father said he gave all his future birthdays to me, and my brother has done likewise for his son. This makes me a bout to become the oldest male in my family. My dad was 32 when I was born and this year marks my 33rd birthday. Matthew is 29 today, so I want to know, as the new patriarch&#8230;.can I retire?</p>
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		<title>Happy Super Fat Tuesday!!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well February 5th, 2008 is a big day. First we have Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras. At work there was a party and I think people will do anything to get the company to pay for food. Second, it is &#8230; <a href="http://tarnoff.info/2008/02/happy-super-fat-tuesday/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well February 5th, 2008 is a big day. First we have Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras. At work there was a party and  I think people will do anything to get the company to pay for food. Second, it is Super Tuesday, the day when 24 states hold their presidential primary races. This is the day when the mainstream media told us we would know who the real candidates are. As I sit here writing this it seems that they are as befuddled with tonights results as they were with all the previous primaries and caucuses.<br />
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But bigger than all that is the weather. I know people all over the world say we are facing global warming. When I hear this, I ask them if they lived in Milwaukee, Wisconsin this year. As of yesterday we had broken our yearly average with about 53 inches total in snow. And when it hasn&#8217;t been snowing this year it is subzero, raining, sleeting or freezing rain. I haven&#8217;t seen the sun since November.<br />
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Of course tonight we are getting more snow&#8230;depending on where you are in southeast Wisconsin there could be up to 20 more inches in the next 12-16 hours! Long Beach, how I dream of thee&#8230;&#8230;<br />
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This weather pattern isn&#8217;t starting out with just a pile of snow. It began with a quick cold snap this morning after several days of warmer weather. When I walked out the door , everywhere I turned I saw the most beautiful glistening lights &#8230; I mean ice. And not just a patch here or there.  There was approximately 1/8 of an inch of the cleanest, clearest ice I have seen on all the sidewalks, driveways, parking lots and lawns. It really was quite beautiful after I got the image of Bambi trying to stand on an icy pond out of my head.<br />
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Now you are probably thinking, &#8220;OK a little ice. Take your time, step carefully and everything will be fine.&#8221; Remember that I said it was Fat Tuesday? I made vegetarian chili last week for a contest at work and brought it in a crock pot. Because the company social committee knew these two things, I was roped into making vegetarian gumbo for our Fat Tuesday celebration. <strong>15 quarts of gumbo</strong>&#8230;&#8230;<br />
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As I stepped outside I was carrying my crock pot, full of gumbo, and my messenger bag, with my iPod, laptop, and other essentials, AND two more Tupperware containers filled with gumbo! I have a notorius past of spilling food in crock pots as I drive, yet that wasn&#8217;t my fear today. I quietly mumbled, &#8220;Please, Please, Please, Please&#8230;.&#8221; as I alternated shuffling my feet forward two inches at a time without them ever leaving the ground. It took five minutes of this wind up chattering teeth type movement to make it the 50 feet to my car.<br />
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Having reached a huge milestone towards getting to work with my 15 quarts of gumbo intact, I proceeded to carefully and strategically pack the three containers in front of the passenger seat in just such a way that none of them could fly about or spill. Feeling satisfied that those hours of playing Tetris finally paid off (I don&#8217;t recall many round or ellipse shapes in Tetris though), I began to clean the car off as it resembled a big red glazed Krispy Kreme donut. Gunning the engine to warm it up, turning on the defrosters and giving myself hand cramps while scraping had the car ready after another ten minutes (navigating around the car didn&#8217;t help much either).<br />
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Although I don&#8217;t own a fancy car with 4 wheel drive, traction control, or those other gadgets I do expect that when I hit the gas, I go. Well it worked in reverse, just not drive. As I pulled out of my parking spot, I pulled into a small dip in the road to accommodate the sewer opening, this was my greatest mistake of the morning. As I put the car in drive and pressed the gas pedal to finally get on the road to work, nothing happened. I pushed a little harder on the gas and heard the engine rev. Nothing happened. The engine shifted into second. Nothing happened. Third gear was next and the tachometer was reading 4500 RPMs. Nothing happened. The glaze had me, I was trapped in the gravity well of the sewer drain and not going anywhere.<br />
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This was great! I knew I shouldn&#8217;t have gotten out of bed when I was awoken by a migraine headache. Now I could push the car to the side until the ice melted and go back to sleep&#8230;..and then I saw the gumbo out of the corner of my eye. They were counting on me, so I began rocking the car, which isn&#8217;t easy in an automatic. I lost track of time, but eventually the wheels gained some traction and I slipped and slid all the way out of the apartment complex.  And tomorrow I get to dig out again, so I better get a solid night&#8217;s sleep.</p>
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